Dictionary

Road Head

by Brandon Fernandez

Road Head

Even after causing a pile-up during rush hour, Joe never regretted receiving road head from Molly.

Queef

by Brandon Fernandez

Queef

Nicole queefed so damn loud in her sleep, she woke up the dog.

Pregnancy Test

by Brandon Fernandez

Pregnancy Test

A magical wand that often causes men to disappear instantaneously.

Porno

by Brandon Fernandez

Porno

Stephen had to reformat his computer and change his e-mail address 8 times. All because of his porno addiction.

PlayFore

by Brandon Fernandez

PlayFore

It's "foreplay" backwards hahaha do you get it?

Penis Ring

by Brandon Fernandez

Penis Ring

When a woman proposes during a blowjob. If he says no, she bites.

Penis Pump

by Brandon Fernandez

Penis Pump

A dance move used by males to relieve stress and arouse female bystanders.
Carlos knew it was time to debut the penis pump when he heard that Britney Spears song.

Orgy

by Brandon Fernandez

Orgy

Ever since he attended that orgy on CraigsList, Mike has never been able to urinate without a burning sensation.

Micropenis

by Brandon Fernandez

Micropenis

I knew Joey had a micropenis when he posted a picture of his tricked-out Mustang.

Mangina

by Brandon Fernandez

Mangina

When a male pulls back his penis and scrotum between his legs, thus resembling a vagina.

Lube

by Brandon Fernandez

Lube

As a teenager, Danny learned the hard way that Astroglide is not a valid substitute for lube.

Handcuffs

by Brandon Fernandez

Handcuffs

Brendan spent three days in handcuffs attached to his bed after his girlfriend left. It's safe to say he regrets cheating.