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Hand Job

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Rich: I'm not watching the Bachelor.
Katie: I'll give you a hand job between commercials?

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

What overly-religious mothers buy for their sorority daughters.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

If only Pablo hadn't added 'foot fetish' as a hobby on his Sketcher's application, he would've gotten the job.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

A mythical, often-misunderstood creature. See: Lindsay Lohan and Carrot Top.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

You smell familiar. Are we eskimo bros?!?

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

If you studied abroad and didn't do an Eiffel Tower, were you even there?

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

A long, egg-shaped fruit used in many cultures for cooking, I think?

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

A religious acronym for "Down To Forgive."
According to biblical history, Jesus was always DTF.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

An object used for vaginal hygiene (or so they say).

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

When Paul found the kids playing tug-o-war with his wife's double-sided dildo, he knew they were in trouble.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Technique used by piss-happy toddlers in public pools.
Matt's son won first place at swim camp for "Best Doggy Style". He's a proud father!