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Dick Pic

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Michelle knew she was dating a liar when her white boyfriend sent a dick pic of a black penis.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

When the male penis becomes electrically-charged.
Jack is such a dick magnet, he got stuck to the fridge while grabbing a beer.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

After Johnny tore his ACL, his sex life was limited to cowgirl for five whole months.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Water balloons for the privileged and wealthy.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Even after they broke up, James would nostalgically wear his ex-girlfriend's favorite collar in bed.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Insulting nickname given to Chris Hansen by the pedophile community.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Javi head-butted this woman's cameltoe and ended up with a hoof print on his forehead.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Sex makes Amy's whole day, yet butt stuff makes her hole weak.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

A term used in social settings to save one's seat.
I can't take Rob's seat. He called butt plug.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Sergio dropped acid and tried to light his bush on fire in an attempt to talk to God.

by Brandon Fernandez April 18, 2017

Acronym: Breast Raising Apparatus.
Synonym: Over-The-Shoulder Boulder-Holder.